(Apologies to Seymour, this was too funny not to post)
Seymour: "Iz, why do you have a World War II poster on your bedroom wall?"
Iz: "I really *like* World War II history."
Seymour, skeptically, "Really? Okay, who were the Axis powers?" (He was expecting the pat answer of Italy, Germany, Japan)
Iz: "Well, initially it was Italy and Germany, but then they were joined by Japan, Romania, Bulgaria, and Hungary."
Seymour, abashed: "Ok, then."