Apparently I am 97%ALCOHOLIC.

I must protest. True, I am not a cheap date, but my ability to hold my liquor stems more from weight gain and Anglo-Franco Canadian heritage than how I combat my temperamental incompatibility with full-time child rearing. Also, I suspect a well-read, culturally aware teetotaler could best my score.

From Godfather Michael, as those who know him might suspect.

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