Breakfast SCORE!

Me: "Mali, what would you like for breakfast this morning? Would you like a scone?"

Mali: "No, thank you."

Me: "Would you like some yogurt?"

Mali: "No thank you."

Me, getting grumpy: "Well Miss Princess, what *would* you like for breakfast today?"

Mali, brightening: "I would like an English muffin, toasted, with Gwendomama's homemade jam, please!"

Me, whipping out the jar I wheedled off of Gmama during this past weekend's Awesome Birthday Convergence because my girls laid waste to the two previous jars and spent days wailing for more: "You mean THIS jam?"

Mali: "Woo hoo! Wheeee! Yes PLEASE!"


  1. Clearly the child has exceptional taste!

  2. Back to the strawberry farm we go, hi ho, hi ho.

  3. Anonymous4:49 PM

    It's a shame your children have no concept of and the inability to ask for what they want in this world. Poor poor babies. ;)

    (WELL DONE!!!)

  4. I can see Mali doing this. Clearly. NO, no, no BING!


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