Me: "Mali, what would you like for breakfast this morning? Would you like a scone?"
Mali: "No, thank you."
Me: "Would you like some yogurt?"
Mali: "No thank you."
Me, getting grumpy: "Well Miss Princess, what *would* you like for breakfast today?"
Mali, brightening: "I would like an English muffin, toasted, with Gwendomama's homemade jam, please!"
Me, whipping out the jar I wheedled off of Gmama during this past weekend's Awesome Birthday Convergence because my girls laid waste to the two previous jars and spent days wailing for more: "You mean THIS jam?"
Mali: "Woo hoo! Wheeee! Yes PLEASE!"
Clearly the child has exceptional taste!
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Back to the strawberry farm we go, hi ho, hi ho.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame your children have no concept of and the inability to ask for what they want in this world. Poor poor babies. ;)
ReplyDelete(WELL DONE!!!)
I can see Mali doing this. Clearly. NO, no, no BING!
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