There is a nifty internet-only computer in our hotel room. It limps along at a painfully slow dialup pace, spinning its little drive madly every time I reload a web page. That is okay, it is still a tether to the soul-revivifying blogosphere I find so soothing after a typically grueling air travel day.

But folks, I gots to tell you--almost everyone's site looks like crap in Netscape 4.76. 'Specially mine.