I can't find a fricking thing in our office/guest room (where I am stuck downstairs for several hours each day). It is slovenly enough to depress me at a core level, which makes me incapable of doing much other than piling crap on top of existing crap. I can't summon up the energy to clean it by any regular means, so I am going to resort to humiliating myself via the pictures below.
When I am done cleaning it, I will be allowed to resume using the computer, and will post pictures proving I have achieved my goal. I am also hoping to find things such as the drivers license renewal that was due in, oh, October, and perhaps Badger's check for ONE MILLION DOLLARS.