Another road trip discovery: Seymour pointed out that I should be careful when tossing around D'Artagnan family-speak, and that--for instance--other people might be somewhat grossed out by the way my brothers and I refer to the mayonnaise-based sauces we all so dislike as "smeg."
"Dude, they put smeg on my hamburger!"
"You might want to wipe the smeg off that bite before you give it to the baby."
Hmmm. I'll consider it.