Pink sparkly horns-sporting Iz to handsomely coiffed and dressed kid store clerk: "...and I'm going to be a devil ballerina princess for Halloween!"
Clerk (to me): "Is that because she couldn't make up her mind?"
Iz (to clerk): "No, I am a DEVIL BALLERINA PRINCESS. I live in Devil Land with my three sisters. I only wear pink, except my tail is red."
Clerk (to me): "Aren't they cute at this age when they're so imaginative?"
Iz (to clerk): "Ghosts are actually people who died. Did you know that?"
Clerk: "Oh, my. Ahem." (silence)