This Glass of Piss Is Half Full
The owner of Asshole Chow dog showed up on my doorstep, apologizing profusely and promising to keep the dog in check. He even offered up his sixteen-year-old daughter as a babysitter--that can't be bad. Really, he was a nice man with a cunning escape artist dog. I now have a number to call if A.C. ever shows up again. Thank you, neighborhood grapevine.