Such Easy Targets
I love having Catholic children over. When they start snitching on each other--wanting me to intervene--I just tell them that, "Every time you tattle it makes Jesus cry." Usually works.
I am done serving as intermediary for children six and older unless blood or physical injuries are involved. Or severe bullying, or ganging up. These kids are now officially old enough to settle things amongst themselves. I don't want to hear about it.