5.23.2004

Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?

My Mom: "But they want to charge me ONE MILLION DOLLARS to paint the inside of my condo. Doesn't that seem like a lot of money to you?"

Me: "Well, Mom, people know that you live in La Jello, so they expect you to just bend over and take it."

>pause<

Me: "I did not just say that."

My Mom: Mirthful cackling

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