Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?
My Mom: "But they want to charge me ONE MILLION DOLLARS to paint the inside of my condo. Doesn't that seem like a lot of money to you?"
Me: "Well, Mom, people know that you live in La Jello, so they expect you to just bend over and take it."
Me: "I did not just say that."
My Mom: Mirthful cackling
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