There Will Be No Wool-Pulling This Morning
Iz's butt: Tooot! Braaaap!
Me: "Izzy! That is very rude, especially while you're eating with someone!"
Iz: "But girl toots don't smell. Only boy toots smell."
Me: "Trust me, the bacteria in your intestines don't care whether you're a boy or a girl. They just produce gas. Here, would you like some of my yogurt drink?"
Iz, with a smirk: "Thanks, Mommy. I love Kefir. And not just because it decreases GAS."
Conversation about probiotics ensues.