There Will Be No Wool-Pulling This Morning

Iz's butt: Tooot! Braaaap!

Me: "Izzy! That is very rude, especially while you're eating with someone!"

Iz: "But girl toots don't smell. Only boy toots smell."

Me: "Trust me, the bacteria in your intestines don't care whether you're a boy or a girl. They just produce gas. Here, would you like some of my yogurt drink?"

Iz, with a smirk: "Thanks, Mommy. I love Kefir. And not just because it decreases GAS."

D'oh! Busted!

Conversation about probiotics ensues.

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