Getting My Act Together

It is only now occurring to me that, if I want to make some sort of holiday pittance from my Carfe Press site, then I need to make items that people who are not me would want to buy. So I'm ruminating--would anyone else buy a shirt that says "My kid may be autistic, but your kid is ugly"?

Other ideas/logos are welcome.

And yes, I know my product site is ugly and that I need to work on that too.