Turquoise Iz Loves Big Noggin. And the Guinness Book of World Records.
Originally uploaded by Squid Rosenberg.
Iz loves Big Noggin! She came home the first day chattering non-stop about schemes for the class egg drop and how she will keep her egg from cracking upon impact. My worries about her home room teacher dissipated upon meeting said person, getting an instant firm competency vibe, and seeing the vivid purple stripes in her hair. Our girl is relieved to be among Her People. Rah!
More stories from her week on her grandparents' boat keep trickling out. Here's the best one yet:
"Mommy, have you ever watched America's Got Talent? We watched that a lot on the boat. There was a girl on the show who could yodel and she was really good. I like that show a lot! And David Hasselhoff was one of the judges!"---
(**splutter splutter**) "Iz, how the hell do you know who David Hasselhoff is?"
"He's in the Guinness Book of World Records! Did you know that Baywatch is the most watched TV show in the world?"
BTW, you may have noticed that I have largely abandoned L33T. I can't be bothered, in most cases.